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S.I.M.P. (Squirrels In My Pants)
Tell me what's makin' you jump like that
SIMP, squirrels in my pants
Ain't got no chickens, ain't got no rats
S-I-M-P, squirrels in my pants!
S to the I to the M to the P
Then maybe you can be moving like me
- 2 Guys N The Parque & Candace
Simp by sadRainbow December 1, 2020
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A guy who puts the hoes before the bros
"nate why are you putting me in the trunk"

"because we're am i gonna put the girls"

"your being such a simp"
simp by anonymous December 3, 2020
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Simp by melanie vue December 3, 2020
Kevin: Hi Cris.
Cris: Hi simp
Kevin: I’m not a simp
Cris: Ok, Hi idiot
Simp by Goolagglab December 3, 2020
Someone who “dogs the boys” therefore placing hoes before said bros
“Oh man he’s gonna start losing friends because of how much of a simp he is”
Simp by Quake2108 December 3, 2020
To spend money on someone who is clearly out of your league, hoping that he/she will acknowledge you. (Alternatively: someone who simps.) While the word is originally an insult, it has been somewhat reclaimed by the livestreaming community, who use it as a tongue-in-cheek synonym for donating to a streamer.
Me: Mom can i have money to buy burger?
Mom: To buy burger?
Me: Yeeees.
Me: *actually uses money to simp to vtubers like a boss*
S U P E R C H A T T I M E
simp by Baconfry December 4, 2020
simp by yeetclan December 6, 2020