we need to talk 

Female code for "This relationship is over"

Hunny, we need to talk...

we need to talk by t0m3x May 20, 2004

we need to talk 

The worst thing a man can hear from his woman. It undoubtedly signals the oncoming of a long drawn out conversation about how you don't have a vagina and how she doesn't understand that. Other features are senseless bitching about her ridiculous insecurities that defy logic and rationality.

Woman- "Are you busy? Because we need to talk"
Man- "FUCK!"...."I mean, sure honey."
"Dammit, now I have to pretend like I care for another bullshit conversation."

we need to talk by White Suburban Male May 24, 2004

we need to talk 

basically, your girl has something to bitch about.

"Honey, we need to talk."

we need to talk by d September 21, 2003

we need to talk 

The beginning of the end in terms of relationships.

Girl: Honey, we need to talk.
Boy: Oh for fucks sake..

we need to talk by fedzMONKEY October 1, 2003

we need to talk 

It means someone needs to talk to you. Or if your penis is inable of pleasuring a woman, it COULD mean something else.

Hey, we need to talk. I think I have a plan for robbing that bank.

-Hey. We need to talk, about last night... Yea. You know. That fives minutes. YEA that five minutes.

we need to talk by Ahmose October 16, 2003

we need to talk 

synonym: i'm dumping you, i'm sleeping with someone else, you're screwed

we need to talk by Anonymous September 28, 2003

we need to talk 

Translation: You need a lawyer.

Honey, we need to talk.

we need to talk by Tim Amlung January 23, 2004