1. An island off the southern coast of Victoria
2. A shithole
3. A place that we should sell to
China
4.
Australia's future nuclear testing ground
5.
Long form of "Tassie"
Person 1 "Oi where the fucks Tassie again mate?"
Person 2 "Ya fuckin dickhead, its south of Victoria"
Person 1"Oi wanna go to Tassie?"
Person 2 "Why the fuck would I go there? It's just a hole in the ground"
Xi Jinping(Chinese Dictator (please don't kill me
China)) "Would you rike to serr Tasmana to great Peepers Repubric of China"
Aussie Government "No mate, fuck off"
Australian People "YES YA FUCKIN DICKHEADS"
2050: Atomic Testy
Dude 1 "So where setting this off in Tassie right?"
Atomic Testy
Dude 2 "Yeah mate"
Atomic Testy
Dude 1 "But aren't there people there?"
Atomic Testy
Dude 2 "Tasmanian's aren't people"