Dweef
Dweef by AlphaAidan69 November 18, 2019
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Dweef
Dweef (noun): The male equivalent of a queef; an instance where air is released from the penis, typically during or after intercourse, resulting in a quieter sound that is similar to a queef.
Basically, it’s just a “dick queef.”
Basically, it’s just a “dick queef.”
Example:
“Dude, I swear that was just air!” he said, looking a bit embarrassed. She blinked and then burst out laughing. “What the fuck was that?!?” To which he replied, “it was a Dweef…. I dweefed”
“Dude, I swear that was just air!” he said, looking a bit embarrassed. She blinked and then burst out laughing. “What the fuck was that?!?” To which he replied, “it was a Dweef…. I dweefed”
Dweef by Urban Famous October 5, 2025
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cottage dweef
1. A special case of dick queef, or dweef, caused by residue from an incomplete ejaculation getting stuck in the urethra, fermenting and building up pressure til it shoots out the end like a stanky ass ball of cottage cheese.
2. The only Christmas present I'm getting for my friend this year
2. The only Christmas present I'm getting for my friend this year
Guy #1: Dude, your cottage dweef just hit me in the eye!
Guy #2: Sorry, I get a little excited while watching Deadpool.
Guy #1: ...I didn't say stop
Guy #2: Sorry, I get a little excited while watching Deadpool.
Guy #1: ...I didn't say stop
cottage dweef by Dave-Landon May 11, 2016
Dweek
A dweek is someone who is so stupid, not even the TARDIS can translate their stupidity.
A dweek is someone who thinks that because they have watched one episode of 'The Dr Who' as they call it, they are the ultimate fan.
A dweek is someone who thinks that because they have watched one episode of 'The Dr Who' as they call it, they are the ultimate fan.
Dweeks must be exterminated.
Dweek: I watched 'The Dr Who' and ERMAHGED I am totally a dweek.
Whovian: GET OUT BEFORE A BITCHSLAP YOU TO DEATH WITH MY SONIC-FUCKING-SCREWDRIVER.
Dweek: I watched 'The Dr Who' and ERMAHGED I am totally a dweek.
Whovian: GET OUT BEFORE A BITCHSLAP YOU TO DEATH WITH MY SONIC-FUCKING-SCREWDRIVER.
Dweek by Girl in the Polka Dot Dress September 2, 2013
Dweeblerox
The alien that lives inside the vaginas of whores. Dweeblerox can only survive by getting a necessary helping of penis. Dweeblerox strives to acquire ultimate satisfaction. Unfortunately ultimate satisfaction is unattainable and Dweeblerox will be in constant search for penis, making the whore in question, a whore for life.
Guy 1: Dude, I'm totally going to sleep with Alissa tonight.
Guy 2: Woah dude. You're going to sleep with Dweeblerox?
Guy 1: Dweeblerox? Who's that?
Guy 2: The alien inside her vagina that makes her a big whore.
Guy 2: Woah dude. You're going to sleep with Dweeblerox?
Guy 1: Dweeblerox? Who's that?
Guy 2: The alien inside her vagina that makes her a big whore.
Dweeblerox by DweebleroxRocks June 22, 2011