1) Dude: Man, Joe's an asshole.
Bro: Yea. Fuck him and his douchebaggery.
2) Dude: Sorry man, but I wrecked your car.
Bro: What kind of douchebaggery is this?
3) Dude: Man, my girlfriend's making me do her dirty laundry for the rest of the semester since I sneezed on her notes.
Bro: I thought the air had a hint of douchebaggery.