Churd

Small hardened chunks of smegma that are the result of poor hygiene.

Girl 1: I'm never going down on him again!
Girl 2: Why?
Girl 1: ...Churds
Girl 2: (gags uncontrollably)

Churd by Kelleyyo March 22, 2017

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churd

1. a fecal mass larger around than it is long.

2. a person producing same.

Just dropped a churd, guess I'll have to flush 10 or 15 times to break it up.

churd by iamrodriguez December 20, 2019

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A derogatory term that combines turd and chode. Used aptly for name calling.

Don’t be such a churd bro

Churd by koddy kad October 16, 2022

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A church nerd. An attender of church who is so nerdy about church they are a church nerd, therefore churd.

That girl is such a churd. She brings her bible to school!

Churd by Tim Keller November 24, 2025

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The mix of a chud and a gurt. gurt from a chud, The mixture between poop and splooge

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When a chud creates (mixture of poop and splooge) gurt.

the cannibalistic rat performed a churd, of poop semen

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A guy who sheds his ass hairs into his victims throats

Oh did u guys see Micheal Richards aka Churd at the party

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