Puberty 

When teens grow boobs and balls

Wow that 18 year old boy is finally going through puberty!

Puberty by Tea devil December 2, 2019

puberty 

When a male/female becomes a man/woman,

males get:hair everywhere,excessive growing,growing of the pectoral muscles,growing of the penic,growing of the balls/nuts/testicles,mood swings,etc

females get:breastes,hair everywhere,excessive growing,their monthley period,mood swings,etc

Me:uh oh,im going through puberty!this sucks

person after puberty:i hear ya

puberty by puberty sucks May 28, 2010

puberty 

Anti-Endorphins. Puberty is the essence of feeling crap. It is also necessary to become a slave to the corporations, otherwise you'll be happy and oblivious all your life. This is why parents slip you a sedative and inject you with Puberty while you are sleeping when they think the time is right.

'Mmm...dear I think it's about time we inject our son with Puberty. He's old enough now.'

'Very good dear, I'll get some from the chemist tomorrow.'

'Don't get it cut, you don't want our son to have a small dick.'

'Oh come on dear, I can't afford the full dose and you know it!'

puberty by Forking December 12, 2008

puberty 

When your body becomes swollen with evil, starts rotting, and the devil takes you as a toxic vessel for his purpose.

Mommy says puberty is why daddy left.

puberty by teh schizoid September 14, 2008

puberty 

A fatal cancer that occurs in every human being anytime from ages 10-18.

Symptoms of this cancer are deformation of the body and loss of emotional control.

The only known cure for this disease is to have sex with many of your peers and get drunk regularly.

I will die of puberty...

puberty by Cortana Dragoon July 15, 2005

puberty 

What every single adolesence goes through. Is miserable for every single person going through the "akward stages". When guys start having wet dreams and girls become sluts.

Puberty sucks in middle school.

puberty by darien not prep September 25, 2005

puberty 

A disease that most teenagers go through.

Begins with deepening of the voice, then slowly progresses as the teenager's body deforms and their mind becomes dangerously volatile.

There is no cure. The only known way to survive this disease is to drink loads of alcohol and have sex with a new guy/chick every other night.

Puberty is why most teenagers in the 1800's died.

puberty by Cortana Dragoon July 31, 2005