The title bestowed upon
one who partakes in the act of defecating in the household cat litter
tray so as to avoid having to leave the room to use the bathroom during a tense televised sporting event in order to eliminate the risk of missing the
crucial moment.
Dude, I really need to shit but I know as soon as I leave the room the Broncos
will score a touchdown.
Don't
sweat it bro, just take a dump in the cat litter tray, your eyes never have to leave the TV screen.
Really Dude? Are you sure that's O.K.?
Yeah no problem, I do it all the time, I'm a regular Litter
Shitter!