What: Doctor- im sorry sir, but your rectom is not functioning.
Sir- oh, ok...wait....FOOT?!
Curse Words: Guy 1- hey, you son of a foot!
Guy 2-
dude, what the foot was that for?
Guy 1- oh, sorry my footing foothole
dad footing kicked me out of the footing house!
Guy 2-
wow, that footing sucks!
Acronym- WTF= What the Foot