Equilibrium 

Equilibrium is a type of motion that is used in making adult films

We need an equilibrium to shoot this next part

Equilibrium by Urban_Pseudonym October 20, 2022

Equilibrium 

Getting an equal amount drunk and an equal amount high. Usually done by drinking first and enjoying a joint second for a true equilibrium output.

Friend 1: hey bro how are the drinks sitting?

Friend 2: Sitting great but I think it’s equilibrium time.

*both walk off into the sunset to enjoy a joint*

Equilibrium by TheShiestyTruth April 30, 2025

Equilibrium Light 

A Pittsburgh, PA-based psychedelia/pop/experimental band known for its extensive use of tambourines and synthesizers. The three most notorious members of the quintet are the vocalist/guitarist, Jesse, the vocalist/auxiliary percussionist, Victoria, and the live backup keyboard/synth player, Marie. Bonus 100 indie/hipster cred for knowing of this band, let alone enjoying their music.

I just saw Equilibrium Light live, they were so good

Equilibrium Light by psychedelicchic July 4, 2010

Friend Equilibrium 

The point at which one's overall number of friends on Facebook (or other social networking site) Stays at roughly the same number. This phenomenon occurs when one has maintained a profile for a few years, and the rate at which that person is making new friends is equal to the rate at which old friends forget about the person and remove him/her from their friends lists.

Person 1: "That's so weird... I just added Mike and Jane as friends last week, but I'm back to 563 friends again."

Person 2: "Ah, I see you have finally reached friend equilibrium."

Friend Equilibrium by Teeeeeeeej July 14, 2010

simp equilibrium 

When the amount of simp in a relationship is mutual and in perfect balance ; each partner is being just as much of a simp as the other.

Person 1: Hey man, how's it going with you and Stacey ?
Person 2: Awesome man, I think we've reached simp equilibrium!

simp equilibrium by afferz February 1, 2020

Raw Dog Equilibrium 

The state of balance in an ongoing arrangement with a girl in which you are able to have regular unprotected sex with her, yet are not in, nor subject to the requirements of, a defined girlfriend/boyfriend relationship.

TC obtained Raw Dog Equilibrium (RDE) with Katie and was having regular unprotected sex with her. During this time TC could associate with other girls, without the guilt of being someone's boyfriend. He would take Katie out on dates, spend the night, yet skillfully avoided deeper conversations. TC lost RDE seven months later when Katie's increasing emotional and time demands exceeded TC's desire to continue rawdogging her.

Raw Dog Equilibrium by Vaginal McPube March 12, 2013

beer equilibrium

The phenomenon that occurs when the perfect blood alcohol level is reached while drinking and playing bar sports, resulting in near God-like performance at darts or pool.

Dude, that's like 3 bulleyes in a row. You have clearly attained you beer equilibrium.

beer equilibrium by Blair Semchuk October 28, 2008