Alaric 

A terrible spelling of the word America

god bell Alaric

Alaric by Easyspeedy June 29, 2022

Alaric 

He's the hottest, sexiest, biggest dick mf in the whole entirety of the world and univerese

Very good in football, destined to be the best ⚽

He's the best, he's an Alaric

Alaric by iDONTliebroski March 8, 2023

alaric 

coolest nigga oat
he hate madonians
he hate erpers
necrohearts a victim to him
alaric slams heart clan in CRP

Yo, you just beat necroheart in CRP? thats like your alaric, dude.

alaric by alreak June 5, 2025

Aldric 

An Aldric is a person who is funny and smart. He is very awkward and tends to blurt random things out. He isn’t one of the cool kids but isn’t the nerdy type either. He is shy around strangers but once you get to know them they will literally make you laugh so hard you’ll die. An Aldric is always nice to be around until you get on his bad side. Aldrics cannot get a significant other well but once they do, they will stay loyal to them.

1: “OMG this guy made me laugh so much yesterday!”
2: “Oh, he must be an Aldric.”

Aldric by hello_world. January 31, 2018

Avaricious 

The desire to possess more than needed or required, to not share or distribute; greedy.

The avaricious man would not share his water.

Avaricious by The Agnostic Hippo July 29, 2011

Avarice 

Excessive greed. Characters marked by avarice know no limit to levels of lavish accesories. Syn: Cupidity.

Rampant avarice existed in the Enron management network.

Avarice by Wheeler September 27, 2005

alarmclock blowjob

When a girl gives you a blow job to wake you up in the morning.

Billy didn't want to get up for work this morning, until his girlfriend woke him up with a delightful alarmclock blowjob.

alarmclock blowjob by erik polakowski July 25, 2006