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Jonathan has the biggest dick out of everyone. His mammoth penis will make EVERY man question their masculinity. He is also a handsome devil, and a magnet to the ladies! The white ones get n-word passes!
Jonathan by Not Jonathan June 25, 2022
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Jonathan
A tall, lanky (probably autistic) person who claims to be heterosexual but his constant flirtation with his male friends suggests otherwise as he makes subtle moans when he gets any form of physical contact, even a simple handshake gets his red rocket pumping.
I think his homo tendencies spurred from the traumatic experience of trying to located the fabled hole know as the vagina. He searched high and low for it, but alas it was not to be. This had a severe effect on his confidence as he has been unable to speak to anyone since.
Nowadays Jonathan is an introverted, awkward boy who spend his days playing FIFA and masturbating while in a VC to his only friend.
I think his homo tendencies spurred from the traumatic experience of trying to located the fabled hole know as the vagina. He searched high and low for it, but alas it was not to be. This had a severe effect on his confidence as he has been unable to speak to anyone since.
Nowadays Jonathan is an introverted, awkward boy who spend his days playing FIFA and masturbating while in a VC to his only friend.
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Jonathan by You thought I was feeling u? October 28, 2022
Jonathan
A man that cannot be compared to any other.
He is trustworthy and loyal with a heart of gold. His very nature makes him Extra-ordinary.
Caring, kind and generous, you will instantly fall in love with his soul. His love and affection will make you feel special and cherished.
With one look, one touch, you’ll know that he is your person. He is the one that you can’t do without. He is your true north. He is your purpose.
If you find yourself fortunate enough to know a Jonathan like mine, never take him for granted and appreciate every moment with him.
There is nothing you wouldn’t do for him.
He is simply the best.
He is trustworthy and loyal with a heart of gold. His very nature makes him Extra-ordinary.
Caring, kind and generous, you will instantly fall in love with his soul. His love and affection will make you feel special and cherished.
With one look, one touch, you’ll know that he is your person. He is the one that you can’t do without. He is your true north. He is your purpose.
If you find yourself fortunate enough to know a Jonathan like mine, never take him for granted and appreciate every moment with him.
There is nothing you wouldn’t do for him.
He is simply the best.
Jonathan is a man
Jonathan
A fucking lazy diptard who doesn't come to school for multiple days in a row, and no one gives a shit. But is still surprisingly really good at school work.
Jonathan by Longsholngbongtongnigga69 December 5, 2019