“I massaged my grape last night and it’s all smoothe now, it also feels like I’m having a mini orgasm every time I change the angle I’m sitting on”
“I was with
Gina all night last night. She proper grabbed my
bollocks and Swang off them like a church bell pulley. Proper exultant
shit. Needless to say, my grape feels like it’s been pulled half away to buggery”