An extremly awful-tasting
knock-off of the
popular drink Mountain Dew. Made by
Coke (see evil), Vault is what vampires drink when they can't find any human blood. Vault is commonly confused with toxic waste, and can be found in septic tanks nationwide.
You:
Dude, that's not Dew!
"Friend": Oh yeah, it's this new
stuff callled Vault that's supposed to taste better. Plus, it's cheaper!
You: I don't know,
dude...
"Friend": Trust me, it'll be fine.
You: Alright...
"Friend": Sluurpp... (has a heart attack and a stroke at the same time and dies)
You: That'll show him! DO THE DEW!!!