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TAPEWORM 

The act of eating a sour strip candy out of booty
Damn bro I just tapewormed my girl that shit was extra sour !!!!
TAPEWORM by GlizzyMcguire December 9, 2020

Tapeworm 

A Bad Cop

An Officer that enforces inhumane laws (eg. woke ‘hate crime’ laws) or pedantically hides behind regulations, political correctness or chain of command to avoid doing their duty

The TAPE refers to their prefixation with “tying things up in red tape”
Yo, that b’tch assed cop is a Tapeworm, I got ass r’ped by a preop lesbian trans woman and they just blew me a kiss and walked away..
Tapeworm by SaltyBaconCompsBack August 4, 2022

Tapeworm 

A Bad Cop

An Officer that enforces inhumane laws or pedantically hides behind regulations, political correctness or chain of command to avoid doing their duty

The TAPE refers to their prefixation with “tying things up in red tape”
Yo, that b’tch assed cop is a Tapeworm, I got ass r’ped by a preop lesbian trans woman and they just blew me a kiss and walked away..
Tapeworm by SaltyBaconCompsBack August 4, 2022
PULL THE TAPEWORM OUT OF YOUR ASS, HEY! PULL THE TAPEWORM OUT OF YOUR ASS, HEY! PULL THE TAPEWORM OUT OF YOU ASS, HEY! Pull the tapeworm out of you ass...
Hym "Seriously, I can feel my stomach gurgling. If you WERE to pill the tapeworm out of my ass, I bet I would set a record. I mean, the CANNOT be healthy. It cannot be good to have a tapeworm, you know, living in your guts for years... The doctors said I was fine... Doesn't feel like I'm fine... Feels like I got cysts on my brains and worms in my organs..."
Tapeworm by Hym Iam May 25, 2026

Tapeworm Turnover

When a tapeworm is transferred from one person to another via tossing the salad.
Johnny- "My wife was so happy the tapeworm made her loose 100 lbs that she recommended I get one, but I had no idea where to find a tapeworm, so I ate her ass out until we had a tapeworm turnover."
Steve- "Oh my god... thats so fucking sick!"

Richard- "Hey after your done with it, can I have it?"
Tapeworm Turnover by batsoup September 6, 2009

Tapeworm day 

A day when no matter how much you eat, you still feel hungry.
"Dude, even though I have eaten 5 times today, I am still hungry. I must be having a tapeworm day!"
Tapeworm day by Pkchops April 20, 2009