Shearing

Two men rubbing there anuses together.

Similar to scissoring for lesbians

Mike and barry are into shearing.
Shearing can spread infections through anus to anus contact

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Shearing the sheep

Shaving or waxing a disgustingly large amount of pubic hair, often before one's wedding night. More common with fob Indian and Asian women.

What are you doing? I'm shearing the sheep, I'm getting married in 3 hours!

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The term used for shaving your loved ones back.

"Hey Jane what were doing last night?"

"Oh Just shearing the sheep, Bobby really needed it!"

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Shaving pubic hair/Brazilian waxing. Used predominantly by Indian FOBs.

"When you go to the beauty parlour, make sure you're shearing the sheep the too. Your husband doesn't want to knit a sweater."

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I've waited too long, now I need some help shearing my llama.

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I’m ready for my date tonight, I spent 15 minutes shearing the sheep today

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Purposely cutting a man's hair really badly to make him less attractive to others, in the hopes of discouraging cheating

WTF is up with Bob's terrible new haircut?

His fat girlfriend got paranoid of cheating so she gave him a thorough sheep shearing.

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