When its just the shaft, not the tip. You must be certain NOT to touch the tip. Acceptable as a passtime, ultimatum, insult, war cry, philosophy or cheer- one things for certain: you're gonna have a hard time.
"Quinn caught Terran shafting it in the Walmart bathroom... Wasnt the first time, won't be the last"
"You will do this now! Screamed Edwards mom, but killed replied as cool as a cucumber 'nah I'll just shaft it'"
"As Thomas scored the final kill, he air shaftef it as an ultimate insult to all the noobs he just wrecked"
"SHAFT IT!!!! Andrew screamed as he plunged into battke butt naked weilding seventeen katanas"
"So what do you believe in? Gary asked Neil, 'Me, I just shaft it...and Shrek..."
"I just smoked the fattest lick of dank swamp kush ever! I'm cheeck faded now yo, better shaft it!"
During the act of fellatio, the one who is sucking will suck one of the sides of the suckee's penis up and down, thus side-shafting. Side shafting may lead to what is known as the 'Ultimatum of Pleasure' which is the pre-ejaculation stage.
During a blowjob, the female may or may not side-shaft the man depending on how experienced she is or how good she wants the blowjob to be for the male.
Side-shafting can occur during a session of getting your cock sucked well.
The act of 'ewaning' or a 'ewan' entering from behind, thus making his 'shaft' 'rusty' or 'browned' (covered in excrement) in the process. Girls totally digg-it! However over Shafting may lead to Red Shafting! Beware!
Girl 1 - "Ewan came round last night and totally rust shafted me!"
Girl 2 - "Wow you're so lucky, did you spurt all over his ceiling?"
Girl 1 - "Course I did!"
*enter Ewan*
Ewan - "Bitches bend over and open the hatches! Im gunna rusty shaft you 'till you cough up my cock!"