n. Mukamel syndrome is a severe physical and
mental condition characterized by a combination of microphalli (extremely small penis) and and uncontrollable urge to express oneself by excessive farting. Mukamel syndrome patients are usually crafty
little motherfuckers who would sodomize their dead grandmother'
s corpse to gain social status among peers. According to one theory, the disease spread via anal intercourse with Iraqi cows (
see Mukamel).
Others suggest, that it is spread via the mukaka on infected Hungarian stools.