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This term was made by the Lonely Island in one of their tapes for their new comedy clip show AWESOMETOWN! It is basicaly another cheesy name for cool, started as a real term by me.
That party was totally Kablamo!
Kablamo by Hot Black Girl April 27, 2009
kablamo is actually a gang made of two girls that are so hardcore they make your momma jealouse. i mean they srsly make you want to punch babies.
kelli and brittany are so kablamo.
kablamo by hxckelli January 14, 2008
Getting erect while interacting with a hot baddie
I had a kablamo next to that girl
Kablamo by A_chill_guy May 26, 2025

Kablamo al-a mode 

(threesome 1 guy 2 girls) when a man hasnt came in over a months period of time then both women shit into a bowl (base flavor) then the man splooges all over the shit and they split the chocolate jizz flavored ice cream between all three of them.
you have to try the Kablamo al-a mode with stacy and lizzy, by far the best ice cream ive ever had
Kablamo al-a mode by miney bands October 18, 2022

Kablamo Method 

A technique used to defeat opponents in a contest or game.
Carlita: Yes I scored a touchdown

Chris: Time to use the Kablamo Method and beat you.

Suddenly Chris beats Carlita 23 to 12
Kablamo Method by Chris November 7, 2003

not kablamo 

when you're mining for coal and you forget what coal is... and you're sure to be fired because that's your job.
"You dissed Fred Segal, and everybody knows. HA HA HA HA HA! You're not Kablamo!"
not kablamo by Sir Wanton October 7, 2004