Creamsicle 

18th Century sland for penis

Excuse me kind maddam, could you please suck my creamsicle?

Creamsicle by Etan December 10, 2003

creamsicle 

When you have sex with a girl who is on antibiotics for a urinary tract infection that causes her excretions to be orange thus making your penis orange after sex.

Willy just got done blowing his load in Wanda, who had a UTI, and his penis had orange bloches on it making it look like a creamsicle.

creamsicle by Lawrence Taylor September 3, 2006

creamsicle 

one that is extra creamy, has no life, totally lame, still lives with his/her parents, sleeps in their 1990 Star Wars bed sheets, uses the phrase- "hey there" and "kiddo".

"Hey there pretty ladies, can I buy you a beverage" - guy
"Sure" - two 30 year old women
"Comin right up!" - guy
(girls whispering to eachother) " that guy is so creamy"
"yeah, what a creamsicle"

creamsicle by Nasti' Nati Nasti' Truth April 18, 2006

Creamsicle 

When you just busted a fat nut on a redhead girl’s hair, wait for it to harden, and then stick a popsicle in it and enjoy it on a sunny day.

Zev: hey, did u and Julia do anything freaky last night?

Josh: oh yeah, I fuckin creamsicled that bitch

Creamsicle by ieatass5434 May 22, 2019

Creamsicle 

When you spit a mans cum on his dick, lather it up, and continue sucking.

John- Hey bruh how did that date go?

Michael- it was so amazing dude, she gave me a creamsicle!

Creamsicle by Carrmonster February 13, 2014

creamsicle 

a stick, usually male, that is covered in thick, white cream. it may be either hot or cold. served warm, it delights those with exotic tastes. served cold, it pleases children (except shenk's students). either way it is served, it still makes aaron's grandma very happy.

Kerry, how many times do I have to tell you to keep that creamsicle out of your mouth?

Ruth enjoys her creamsicles hot, hard and full of cream.

creamsicle by Die Lubemeister June 3, 2004

Creamsicle 

As the man is getting a bj from a woman, right after he cums on her face, he punches her in the nose, creating a flow of blood that mixes with the cum, creating a "creamsicle" like appearance.

Dude, I totally creamsicled that milf!

Creamsicle by Dr Gremlin November 2, 2010