When a
semi-decomposed body comes back to life in spiritual form, often woken by a abrupt action on the body, such as munting, to reciprocate the favor to an unsuspecting victim, often the initial perpetrator.
To be zaunted by a zunter is for a zunter to repeatedly visit you and promptly zunt you on each visit. Certain areas are "zaunted" and infested with eager zunters waiting for their
next victim. Common zaunted areas include: Hotels, retirement homes, basements, prisons, and Hom Depots. Ever wondered why no one falls asleep at Hom Depot? It'
s because they fear being zaunted. If you are zunted once in a zaunted area, you are at risk of being zaunted for eternity.
Please contact the nearest dealer of
Anti-Zunting technology, often a seventh grade health teacher in the
Midwest.
Tim: "My Great Grandpa just absolutely zunted that
guy! He might be zaunted forever!
Bill: "That is
tragic. We all know that your Great Grandpa is a D1 Zunter. He commits zunt all the time!"