Ubiquitous 

Present, appearing, or found everywhere.

His ubiquitous influence was felt by all the family.

Ubiquitous by F10986 March 4, 2019

Ubiquitous 

Someone who is an ALPHA. A ALPHA that doesn’t tolerate disrespectfulness.

Oh wow thats extremely ubiquitous.

Ubiquitous by Lump stunch November 25, 2021

Ubiquitous Red Cup 

A generic 16 ounce red colored disposable plastic cup. Typically utilized at high school or college house parties where underage drinkers are illegally consuming alcohol.

The Ubiquitous Red Cup is often utilized individually by underage drinkers or ten Ubiquitous Red Cups are grouped into a pyramid for a game of beer pong.

The Ubiquitous Red Cup often contains cheap beer such as Natural Light or cocktails consisting of Coke or Pepsi products mixed with small amounts of cheap brand vodka, rum, or whiskey.

Part in fact, that most high school and college partygoers cannot afford large amounts of premium alcohol.

Ivan: "Hey Steve check out Jessie, she's over there pouring a can of Natural Light into a Ubiquitous Red Cup"

Steve: "Wow! She looks hot tonight, I'm gonna go talk to her!"

Ubiquitous Red Cup by Zephod May 12, 2008

UBIQUITOUS SYNERGY SEEKER 

Fronted by master craftsman Ash Boo-Schultz(vocals, guitar and ehru) and turntablist hype man extraordinaire Human Kebab, this Toronto based duo demonstrate a remarkable proficiency for erupting dance floors and eliciting widespread audience sing a longs.

"did u see UBIQUITOUS SYNERGY SEEKER show last night"

"ya it was intense"

UBIQUITOUS SYNERGY SEEKER by circafan99 April 13, 2010

Ubiquitous Porcupine 

A person who is always around, usually with spiky hair-hence the porcupine. Every corner, every hallway. There is no escaping the uncomfortable eye contact and awkward conversation intrusions. Wherever you go, there will always be a ubiquitous porcupine that you will never escape from.

They tiptoed the hallways in fear of a run-in with the ubiquitous porcupine.

Ubiquitous Porcupine by Ayes for Days May 27, 2016

Ubiquitous Porcupine 

An Ubiquitous Porcupine is someone who is always annoyingly close. They're someone who you have way too much awkward eye contact, accidental run ins, and conversations but ins with. Typically, the U.P. will have annoying spiky hair that sticks up like a porcupine quills does. The U.P. just always seems to somehow appear wherever you decide to go, no matter how unlikely it is that they should be there.

The Ubiquitous Porcupine was everywhere they went, constantly haunting their lives.

Ubiquitous Porcupine by Aye not Aye May 27, 2016

ubiquitous microcephaly 

adj. - found everywhere; pervasive
medical term - small head implying small brain

- a descriptive term meaning "small brains are found everywhere and persist".

-ubiquitous microcephaly --> breeds small minded people = the reason for all that is hilarious!

ubiquitous microcephaly by microcephalyagonist October 5, 2013