Tedious Convo

When someone asks you stupid/annoying questions (ones no one really cares about in 99.9% of cases) just to make a conversation.

John: brb dinner
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<John is now online>
Sarah: So how was dinner? :)
John: Gooood, thanks?
Sarah: That's good, That's good :)
Sarah: So what did you have?? :)
<John is now offline>
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<John is now online>
Sarah: So you never told me what you had for dinner yesterday :P :)
<John is now offline>

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John: man, sarah is making such tedious convo, its so annoying, like seriously
Alex: lol tell her to find a hobby

Tedious Convo by dangerhills July 9, 2010

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tedious chaos

A paradoxical event where an event is both long and tiresome, while simultaneously being marked by complete disorder and confusion.

Him: How was your day?
Me: My ninth period class is so wound up, every student is just blurting out anything and everything. It's exhausting and time goes by so slow. It's just tedious chaos every day with that class.

tedious chaos by Siouxsie Supertramp May 9, 2020

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Tedious tonguing

When you flicker your tongue in a menial way over a static area of the vagina, and induldge in the almost eternally fantastic time you're having whilst your chick is lying down proned with at least one raised eyebrow:

as she thinks "ok, I thought he'd be more adventurous than this - maybe the dog snuck in here - ohh god no, wrong, wrong JEV? "Yes hunny?". "Oh, it is you, listen would you consider keeping my vagina awake for me because this tedious tonguing you're applying to my female crotch is going to send me into one of my long slumbers at any minute". "Ok hunny I'll do as you told me, dip, swirl, pull, flick, dip, swirl...". "JEV... I think you may be hopeless...".

Tedious tonguing by Robert Head December 24, 2008

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tedious chaos

Tedious chaos is a paradoxical event where an event is both long and tiresome, while simultaneously being marked by complete disorder and confusion.

Me: This pandemic really sucks. Will it ever end?
Him: Plus its so confusing. Wear your mask - but also they don't help. There's 10 p.m. that there is a misdemeanor if you get caught driving - but will they enforce it?
Me: Look at what bars are doing - you take your mask off once you sit down - that's helpful
Him: Plus there is so much that is open one day - closed the next. This county is red and this county is purple but last week it was different - you can't keep up with all the news and restrictions.
Me: Its totally fucking tedious chaos.

tedious chaos by Siouxsie Supertramp December 13, 2020

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tedious chaos

Tedious chaos is a paradoxical event where an event is both long and tiresome, while simultaneously being marked by complete disorder and confusion.

Me: This pandemic really sucks. Will it ever end?
Him: Plus its so confusing. Wear your mask - but also they don't help. There's 10 p.m. that there is a misdemeanor if you get caught driving - but will they enforce it?
Me: Look at what bars are doing - you take your mask off once you sit down - that's helpful
Him: Plus there is so much that is open one day - closed the next. This county is red and this county is purple but last week it was different - you can't keep up with all the news and restrictions.
Me: Its totally fucking tedious chaos.

tedious chaos by Siouxsie Supertramp December 13, 2020

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eco tedious

Someone who is "eco tedious" constantly drones on about environmental issues, global warming, how you should recycle and so on.

Please don't lecture me about how polar bears are going to starve, it's really eco tedious.

eco tedious by Roopybabe November 24, 2013

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