Smarts 

The new term for giving head or brains used mostly in a bad way.

Put your Smarts on the side of your Garmet Wh0p0r0x

Smarts by Monsterman90 or SickleCell November 26, 2003

smarts 

What women laughably claim to be looking for in a man, when really all they're looking for is muscles and $$$$$

"Yeah, I want a man with smarts."
Yeah, my asshole

smarts by Adrian April 8, 2006

Smarts 

Any fat person you see you call them it, then when you see one of those huge people who are just square and you say it with more emphasis like smaaaaaaaaaaaartsss!

*fat guy walks past* "SMARTS"

Smarts by JoebyRFC August 10, 2010

smarts 

gavin likes the word smarts

gavin is very smarts

smarts by wroingibinvkqepo12 June 13, 2018

smarts 

intelligence; awareness.

"I don't think I have the smarts for it" -Pinky from "Pinky and the Brain"

smarts by Arminkshipper August 10, 2025

smarts mill middle school 

go to this school only if you want a good hookup with a teacher or to overdose on cocaine. 🥺🥺🥺

*snorts* OUGH YES
of you must have gone to smarts mill middle school

smarts mill middle school by nononononopleaseno October 21, 2021

street smarts 

Intelligence gained outside of school. Just as useful as book smarts, and in many cases more so. It can be divided into 4 categories.

1.Getting Along With Others- Knowing which questions to ask and not asking too many,being polite and friendly, but also being assertive.

2.Common Sense- Knowing who you can trust, which areas in town are good and which are bad, etc.

3.Self-defense-Knowing how to fight and fend off an attacker, especially if you are small.

4.BS-detection-Knowing when people are trying to fuck you over, reading their intentions, and knowing that most corporate advertisements are complete bullshit.

Dave Thomas founded Wendy's without school because he had street smarts.

street smarts by twibbix August 21, 2005