simm 

abbreviation for “spit in my mouth”

Girl: Wdya want?
Me: simm shawty simm!!!!

simm by Enkommunistjävel February 12, 2023

John Simm

An English stage and screen actor, probably most well known for playing the role of the Master on the long-running British sci-fi Doctor Who. Simm is currently 41 and married to actress Kate Magowan with a son and a daughter.

Person 1: John Simm is a great actor!
Person 2: Who's he?
Person 1: Have you ever seen Doctor Who? He was on there once.
Person 2: Ohh, so that's his name!

John Simm by Who's Who Whovian December 27, 2011

Carrie Simm 

Scientifically sad person

Is that Carrie Simm ?
Yes the lonely sad person

Carrie Simm by RellicyTTV June 30, 2021

Simmsy 

A keyboard warrior made famous on blokes advice, for threatening to bash someone to death and then kill them over some golf clubs on a buy swap sell page.

Ha ha that dickhead just chucked a Simmsy.

Shut up cunt or I'll get Simmsy on to you.

Simmsy by Pousti Malaka July 12, 2016

Simming 

The act of eating a donut off of a penis

I am going to get some Krispy Kremes and see if anyone is down for some simming

The best way to eat a donut is by Simming

Simming by Millennialcast May 12, 2016

Off the Simmons 

A state of mind only marijuana may induce, during this state one is often filled with joy, ease, and, relaxation

“Yo nick, I’m off the Simmons right now”

Nick: “I am the Simmons”

Off the Simmons by Yah mean December 5, 2019

Joseph Simmons III 

A really cool person. Secretive guy. Cool.

Joseph Simmons III is a really cool.

Joseph Simmons III by Blazikennnnnnnn July 19, 2020