A person of low intellect, low self-esteem and low intelligence. A deadbeat. A dimwit. A No-hoper. One who is truly damned to a
life of total frustration. Usually they
will make a rod for their own backs, being caught out in countless lies and a web of deceit. One who delights in displaying their crass intentions and poor language. Almost always depicted in photographic images, squatting on one knee and cradling a fish of some description. Also prone to bouts of tap-dancing at inopportune moments. Invariably,
work-shy. Occasionally a Perrin
will be given a '
dead-end job' without having the intelligence to realise it.