Only the most original
band from the greatest era of music, 80'
s glam metal! They wore make-up during their performances only 7 years after Kiss did it. They were musical geniuses, borrowing licks from other bands in
different genres and playing them louder, like they should have been
played in the first place! Let'
s not forget Bret Michaels, only the most devoted, artistically enlightened frontman with the largest range ever heard by human ears. And his lyrics!? Who could forget such beautifully crafted rhymes, like:
"At the drive-in
In the old man'
s Ford
behind the bushes
until I'm screamin' for more"
and
"Every rose has its thorn
Just like every night has its dawn
Just like every cowboy sings his sad, sad song
Every rose has its, yeah, it does"
Poetic composition in the English language has never been the same.
