Michael Phelps 

A 6'4", 200-pound aquatic mammal and 14-time Olympic gold medalist.

Michael Phelps can walk on water but doesn’t want to show off, so he swims instead.

Michael Phelps by yardcows October 30, 2008

Michael Phelps 

Of or referring to the penis, male genitalia, sperm ("swimmers").

Comes from a play off of the idea that swimmers are like sperm in that they both, swim.

"She gave me a blowjob and then I shot my Michael Phelps all over her face."

"I dropped my pants and she took one look at my Michael Phelps and asked me to marry her."

Michael Phelps by formerfatboys February 9, 2009

michael phelps 

(noun) To win by a one-hundredth of a second at something

Kid 1: "man, i just won my 100-meter race by 1/100 of a second!"

Kid 2: "you just pulled a michael phelps!"

michael phelps by billybobjoerocks April 26, 2009

Michael Phelps 

When you rip the bong like a winner.

"You call that taking a hit, here let me teach you how to Michael Phelps"

"I Michael Phelps erryday"

Michael Phelps by ahebunghole March 4, 2009

Michael Phelps 

Lone survivor of a secret government project, Known as Project Neptune, Signed off on by Reagan, to create a squad of supermen to manually sabatage Soviet submarines. After the fall of the USSR and the end of the cold war, Phelps was reassigned to total Olympic Domination

Holy crap how many medals does that guy have

Michael Phelps=Abe Sapien

Michael Phelps by redhawk23 October 12, 2008

Michael Phelps 

swimming god

Half man, half fish
dominated in 2004 with 6 gold medals.
2008 Bejing Olympics where he won 8 gold medals with 7 world records and 1 olympic record.

I have the opportunity to be part of swimming history. To take the sport to a new level would be an honor for me. There's no better time to try this than now.
-Michael Phelps

Michael Phelps by taweesa March 3, 2011

Michael Phelps 

A short legged white american swimmer and Olympic gold medalist.

Standing at 6'4 inches with 32 inch legs, Michael Phelps is the fastest white swimmer in the world with 18 Olympic medals under his belt.

Guy: Wow is that a fish?
Guy2: No, that's Michael Phelps!

Michael Phelps by London 2012 August 4, 2012