free thinker 

Generally, an elitist misanthrope who is infatuated with his pretense of learning.

Jane: I am a free thinker!
John: You get what you pay for.

free thinker by Robert O'Brien June 17, 2006

Free Thinker 

1. Newspeak term for anyone who supports all left-wing platforms without question or second thought.

2. Another term for non-conformist. Yuuuuh maaaaan you're so unique!!! *pfft*

To misquote a South park episode:

"Hey how do I become a 'free thinker'?"

"You have to hate George Bush like we do, and have the exact same political beliefs that we have."

Free Thinker by Leftists are ironic May 20, 2005

Free Thinker 

A social group of lefties who claim to be intelligent because they bitch about religion, current governments, oil, iraq and anything else while not contributing any ideas to solve these 'problems' other than total elimination and turning the human race into mindless drones. Usually a feminist or hit by thier girlfriend, which they call 'dominant female life partner'

Mesa called jar jar binks. Oh yea, free finkers do not like movies, but fully support ridiculous litigation.

Free Thinker by xenomorph June 6, 2004

free thinker 

Another way to say that you're agnostic, which is a polite way to say that you don't believe in God, and is far too often confused with atheism, which means you don't believe in ANY religion. What's important is that none of these terms relate to having a religious belief, rather they signify a lack of belief.

Chris:"So, you're an atheist? Why do you worship Satan?"
Norm:"No, atheists don't worship Satan, and I never said I was an atheist."
Chris:"So, you're agnostic? That's almost as bad as being atheist!"
Norm:"No, you're confusing your terms."
Chris:"So what DO you believe?"
Norm:*sigh* "You know what? Let's just call it being a free thinker. OK? I'm not atheist, or agnostic, or satanist, which you're confusing them all with; I'm a free thinker."
Chris:"Well, OK, that doesn't sound so bad."
Norm:*facepalm*

free thinker by The BXRabbit January 13, 2009

Free Thinker 

Free thinking is when you say your thoughts out loud with no filter, whatever comes in your head comes out of your mouth. Having no regards for societal judgement and consequences but still considering the right morals. Being a Free Thinker doesn't mean you are ignorant to society, just not phased by it. Resist conformity towards societal norms of keeping thoughts to yourself by being free

Sean is such a free thinker he just says things that come to his head

Free Thinker by swervest October 23, 2022

Free Thinkers

The random hairs on your face that are somehow way longer and different than all the others

Person 1: yo man you’ve got a couple free thinkers
Person 2: oh shit man really thanks for the help

Free Thinkers by i rented a goat September 16, 2022

Freethinkers of the South 

A groundbreaking Facebook group made up mostly of atheists south of Mason Dixon line, and Clint.

Benjamin Green is a genius for starting Freethinkers of the South.

Freethinkers of the South by sabrinackleback June 18, 2011