"The foks at table nine are really getting on my last nerve."
When appropriate, use foks in place of folks, but make it subtle.
Example: You are a hostess at a restaurant. In walks a couple. You proceed to say "Hi folks, table for
two?" However, if that same couple has an attitude problem or is in anyway
rude, make it sound more like "
Hi fucks" simply by stating "
Hi foks, table for two?" They will never pick up on the subtly but as the same
time you will reap the satisfaction of knowing you just insulted them.