Doo Doo Cramps. A sudden and violent urge to take a shit; usually occurs during inopportune times. A severe case of cramps followed by loose and stinky release, never in solid form!!

Dude,I have the DDC's from that 6 piece nug!

DDC's by erkieerkieerkie April 28, 2006

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DDC (Direct Dick Contact)

Any sexual act involving physical contact between dick and the partner

Andrew and Isabel had DDC (Direct Dick Contact) for less than 5 minutes before he busted his nuts and fell asleep immediately.

DDC (Direct Dick Contact) by Dorothy123 October 15, 2018

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Darwin (DDCM)

DDCM (Dashing Devil Causing Mayhem), Founded by Charles Darwin himself this Creature spawned from the shores of Cuba where it lived its early stages of life near the shores. The DDCM was then transported to the United States where it began to evolve into adulthood.

When it feels threatened it can strike as quickly as a King Cobra and if the DDCM manages to bite the prey will be under its control until death. The prey develops Stockhold Syndrome and begins to protect the DDCM falling into it's spell.

Good looks, Charm, and charisma, are obvious qualities the DDCMs are born with. These qualities cause mayhem to rise as many mates chase after it. Each of the candidates fight vigoriously for the chance at the DDCM's affection. And after many full moons only one candidate will be victorious.

After the intense filter of mates, this mating ritual is not complete. The DDCM becomes engorged and fulfills the duty to the partner chosen. This ritual continues daily until offspring is achieved.

Qualities: Intelligent, Agile, Courageous, Passionate, Protective, Nurturing, and Powerful

I need to find a Darwin(DDCM) for me.

No one better out there than a Darwin (DDCM)!

Damn that Darwin (DDCM) is good looking!

Darwin (DDCM) by Have you seen my Honey? December 24, 2016

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