Tristan 

Tristans are very funny, loyal, brave, charming people. If you meet a Tristan, be thankful to have them in your life. Sometimes they can be sarcastic, but it’s only to tease and they mean well. They can always put a smile on your face and brighten up your day.

Tristan is a very nice person and I’m lucky to know them!

Tristan by itismehello August 8, 2022

Tristan 

A british school boy looking for a horny blonde. The name tristan was a popular name in europe and still is today. The species of tristans get horny wen hearing monkeys grunt at their moms

tristan goes to zoo and sees monkeys having sex and asks his mom, " what are they doing mommy." then she says' "baking a cake." next they go c alligators and the kid says, " they're baking a cake too." the next day the kid says to the mom, "i heard u and daddy baking a cake last night." then she says, " howd u know." then he says, " bcz i licked the frosting of the couch. ;)

Tristan by PBJ4Life July 6, 2011

Tristan 

Tristan is the best man alive on earth. He is always there for anyone even if you do him dirty. He is also a really good boyfriend, aggressive yet gentle he tends to care for his girlfriend. He loves her unconditionally and is always there for her even through rough times. If you even find a Tristan, never let him go, I promise you’ll regret it.

Example 1 “ I love my boyfriend Tristan so much, he is the best”

Tristan by 1233sarah May 16, 2018

Tristan 

Tristan, a person I’ll never regret meeting. I’ve felt numb my whole life but then ever since I moved to an un specified place and then met him I actually felt happy for once.

Man: Tristan mine boo

Tristan by Jaammmmilaa October 9, 2018

Tristan 

A total fuckboy who’s lonely and has no friends.

He’s so lonely who is he
Oh he’s Tristan

Tristan by Happy face sad face May 24, 2018

Tristan 

The ugliest piece of poop to ever walk the earth. He will poop on you if he gets the chance

Guy: Tristan just pooped on me

Tristan by sebber July 17, 2019

Tristan 

An amazing boy who often gets a lot of girls. Always up for a chat is is kind to everyone! Comes across as a 'player' but is extremely good looking at intelligent.

A: have you met that tristan boy? He's so kind and cute!

B: yeah! He sounds like a tristan

Tristan by 💓💘💞❣️💝💗💘💙💘💗💞💜 August 5, 2018