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McDonalds 

The best fast food restaurant ever to exist. They have delicious burgers, and the best chicken nuggets and strips ever to be cooked. There fries are extremely delicious, and taste really good when coated with grease. But unfortunately, Mcdonalds is getting ruined by obese people who are sueing them even though theyre the ones who ate it every day. In my opinion, Mcdonalds is ok every once in a while, but dont get mad at them if you have no self control over your mouth.
Dude, lets go get some Mcdonalds!

Yes! Ive been craving those fries.
McDonalds by Bulbonius January 12, 2006
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Heaven when you want fries. Hell when you want breakfast at any time past 10:30 on weekdays and 11:00 on weekends. Although all of their breakfast choices taste exactly the same they are still delicious.
**Cop pulls woman over**
Cop-Excuse me but you were going one hundred miles over the speed limit.
Woman-JUST GIVE ME THE FUCKING TICKET BEFORE THEY STOP SERVING BREAKFAST AT MCDONALDS!

Mcdonalds 

i had the green apple splatters so i decided to deep fry it and make it into Mcdonalds Salad, the left over solids were made into big macs, nuggets , etc
Mcdonalds by pubefarmer April 22, 2009

McDonalds 

that place down the street thats greasier than your car engine.
"damn!!! This big mac from McDonalds is nastier than my whack-off rag!!"
McDonalds by subway rulez!!!! July 23, 2009

mcdonalds 

Processed BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dude yesterday i found glass in my cheeses burger at mcdonalds.

McDonalds 

A business that sells things that people happen to eat.
Shall we go down McDonald's for lunch or shall we spend it in the toilet cramming urinal bars down our throats and throwing up?
McDonalds by Dazzla July 8, 2003

Mcdonalds 

A place where they dont understand vegetarians!!
"The veggie burger is served in animal fat...is that ok?"
Mcdonalds by Katieeeeee November 16, 2003