School
School by bhjkjhgfdsfghlkjhgfds March 5, 2016
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A large ass building in which innocent children are kept in for at least 7-8 hours straight, being taught shit in which it is least expected to be used in the future.
Adults' definition of "School" compared to mine.
Adults: A school is an institution for educating children!
Me: Prison.
Prison
Adults: A school is an institution for educating children!
Me: Prison.
Prison
school by StubbyThePug June 15, 2016
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School
A place that is said to better our minds but ends up brainwashing us into learning thing that we will never need in life.
Stands for Seven Crappiest Hours Of Our Lives.
Also see: Prison
Schools also hold fundraisers often. Money is said to be used for new computers or to fix the wifi, but actually goes to the teacher's lounge.
*Student walks into teacher's lounge*
Dang, this place is awesome. They got recliners, flat screen TVs, microwaves, refrigerators, air hockey, and full bars of wifi.
*Student is expelled for finding the holy grail*
Dress code is also enforced. If a girl shows one centimeter of her shoulder she gets detention. If she shows three inches of skin above her knee she also gets detention. The boys dress code is almost non existent.
Bullying is common, but if students tell teachers they would just add more stupid rules.
Popular girls can get away with wearing tube tops, but an unpopular girl would have to go to alternative school for two years.
Stands for Seven Crappiest Hours Of Our Lives.
Also see: Prison
Schools also hold fundraisers often. Money is said to be used for new computers or to fix the wifi, but actually goes to the teacher's lounge.
*Student walks into teacher's lounge*
Dang, this place is awesome. They got recliners, flat screen TVs, microwaves, refrigerators, air hockey, and full bars of wifi.
*Student is expelled for finding the holy grail*
Dress code is also enforced. If a girl shows one centimeter of her shoulder she gets detention. If she shows three inches of skin above her knee she also gets detention. The boys dress code is almost non existent.
Bullying is common, but if students tell teachers they would just add more stupid rules.
Popular girls can get away with wearing tube tops, but an unpopular girl would have to go to alternative school for two years.
Student: Will we learn to how to pay taxes. Or manage money.
Teacher: No this is a school. We only learn useful things here.
(This is why people are in crippling debt right now)
Teacher: No this is a school. We only learn useful things here.
(This is why people are in crippling debt right now)
School by -"+#("!8#;@("!@9#; May 25, 2016
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A- Mom, I think my phone is broken
B- Why what's wrong with it
A- My home button wasn't working, I tried pressing it at school and I was still at school
B- Why what's wrong with it
A- My home button wasn't working, I tried pressing it at school and I was still at school
school by Wellimreallybored May 21, 2016
School
School by Da_Dictionary@urbandictionary June 9, 2016
School
A cancerous place. Where parents send their children to be tortured 5 days a week, for 7 hours at a time.
Synonym: Hell
Antonym: Home, Video Games
Synonym: Hell
Antonym: Home, Video Games
School by Skipper50789 November 15, 2016