soccer 

1. (USA) a fast-paced, graceful field sport played mostly by girls, boys under age 16, and homosexuals.
2. (USA) a seasonally televised sleep-aid/tranquilizer.

The movie "She's the Man" does for American soccer what "Pride of the Yankees" did for baseball.

soccer by A. Hick September 7, 2008

Soccer 

No such thing... it's fucking football

American cunt: Let's play soccer!
Me: Fuck off you daft twat it's called football

Soccer by Pezza December 8, 2016

Soccer 

A sport that is played all over the world. Is called football to all non - u.s. people. Soccer is amazing and a better sport then most other ones.

The middle school soccer team one ever single game except one which was against professionals.

Soccer by Soccer4628 May 27, 2017

Soccer 

Abbreviation of 'Association Football'.

A playground game of skill involving two teams, a ball, and a goal at each end. The goal of the game is to score goals in the opponent's goal using just your feet.

The best players have dedicated hours to fitness and technique. However it is a very achievable sport and any serious primary school champion is probably comparable to the top professional players.

The popularity of this sport is a mystery. Scientists believe it has something to do with its simplicity.

Most people have played the game, most people understand the core elements, and the vast majority of the population are either extroverted or sports fans.

Many take issue with football's overpaid players, its strange politics and its homo-eroticism, and while it is a non-contact sport, supporting football has become its own contact sport.

It is also worth noting that 'soccer' fans are very easy to offend, will probably have issues with this sentence, and have bought into a neo-religious lifestyle.

Our soccer, who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name.

Soccer by MESSIeater July 1, 2017

Soccer 

The most pussy sport on the planet known as earth. It isc really easy. Step one be a good 5 feet away from someone, drop to the ground, hold your knee and start crying. You will automatically win the game by doing those steps.

Aww bro he can't handle it he's a soccer player.

Soccer by Straight fax August 2, 2018

Soccer 

Soccer-- The BEST sport in the world. Involves alot of kicking, running, shooting, and scoring. A game where you're on a team, which is playing against another team. You and your teammates have each a posistion to play, and the 3 in the front, on offence, try to get a goal. The oppisate teams defence, the teammates in the back, has to try to stop you from etting to the goal. The same thing happens with your defence and their offence.

Me: Wanna play soccer today?
Maddie: What did I say yesterday? Or the day before that?

Me: I don't know? Yes?
Maddie: Yes yes! I said that soccer is THE BEST, and that I would play it EVERY DAY if I could.
Me: You're right! Soccer is AWESOME!

Maddie and Me together: ** does our handshake(kick air once, kick air with other foot once, highh five, and scream "SOCCER!" **

Soccer by Fun crazy cat April 9, 2019

Soccer 

The American/British name for European football. (Disputed) It’s a complex sport favored by many in the world. But let’s just clear this up, DIFFERENT PEOPLE CAN ENJOY DIFFERENT SPORTS. Sthu about this “pussy sport” shit. Every sport has its difficulties; soccer players have to play a ninety minute game mostly using only their feet, requiring skill and talent(which many ignore) and when they get injured, it’s usually pretty bad, American football players have a variety of hardships such as ramming straight into other players using their bodies as a human wall getting pummeled and pummeling back, wide receivers sprint down the length of the field catching a one pound ball that flies toward you at sixty miles an hour facing a risk of breaking every bone in ur hand and wrist , baseball players hit balls flying toward them at circa 100 miles an hour facing down the risk of being hit, which can injure severely. So let’s just end this pussy shit. In fact, this was just a way of dissing upper middle class little caucasian kids running around while their moms pay thousands of dollars for club sports. This wasn’t even started for dissing the sport. I play football, baseball and soccer, and they’re each challenging in their own ways. Baseball requires coordination, football requires strength, and soccer requires agility. But do you know what they all need? Effort. So let’s settle this argument once and for all.

Soccer is not a pussy sport, nor is football or baseball, or any sport for that matter.

Soccer by Oldhickorycwock April 21, 2019