(1) Where you go to order one black coffee
(2) where you go to get the food you didn't ask for
(
3) where you go to get diabetes
(4) where you ask
your mom to take you after school but then she says no because you have food at home
(5) They have quarter pounders. They will put pounds on you.
(6) Where you can never get ice cream/Where the ice cream machine is always broken
(7) The place that gave you a stupid mc chicken sandwich on limpy-ass bread that's too
depressed to be considered food when you just wanted some chicken nuggets because you haven't eaten all
day and you just want your GODDAMN CHICKEN NUGGETS.
(8) Where the happy meal
box will haunt your nightmares for the rest of your life.
(9) Where you buy a happy meal just for the toy but then lose it 10 minutes later and your hearts not ready for this kind of grief because demented Pikachu was part of the
family.
Ronald McDonald: "Im lovin it"
Me: "I'm gonna
kick the McShit out of you if I don't get my
chicken nuggets"
Customer: "do you have any napkins"
Mcdonalds Employee: "No"
Customer: "Sorry I
mean McNapkins"
Mcdonalds Employee: "OH! of course!"
