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Women, such as me, are all delicate creatures. We deserve equal respect to men, and if we don't THAT's when we turn into bitches. We love being loved, and if you love us, we'll love you.
Women are not "a very effective cleaning agent", or "highly ornamental". We carry your children, love you unconditionally (no matter what Mother nature says, we still love you), and we are often misjudged. Most of us (not just feminazis) would like you to respect us and treat us equally, because we deserve it.
We are not "extremely complicated", we are just all individual people and we all have different preferences.
And as another post states: If you hate women so much: consider this- your mother carried you inside of her for months, then gave birth to you for hours more, loved you, and gave you life, and you hate women? I swear, some people are just ignorant.
Women are not "a very effective cleaning agent", or "highly ornamental". We carry your children, love you unconditionally (no matter what Mother nature says, we still love you), and we are often misjudged. Most of us (not just feminazis) would like you to respect us and treat us equally, because we deserve it.
We are not "extremely complicated", we are just all individual people and we all have different preferences.
And as another post states: If you hate women so much: consider this- your mother carried you inside of her for months, then gave birth to you for hours more, loved you, and gave you life, and you hate women? I swear, some people are just ignorant.
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If you expect respect you have to give it to everyone you meet.
Yelling, derogatory terms, selfishness, impulsiveness and anger towards women are all signs of abuse. Get out
If you expect respect you have to give it to everyone you meet.
Yelling, derogatory terms, selfishness, impulsiveness and anger towards women are all signs of abuse. Get out
My mom is a total woman. She brought me into this world, made my favorite food, got the coolest backpacks and left cool notes in my lunchbox. If anyone ever treated her wrong I would go crazy. I respect women
Women by mooooooooooomoooooo December 10, 2011
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I don't 100% know but treasure them, put them on pedestals, listen to them and take their advice, treat them as the queens that they are and have plenty of respect for them and always remember that even when they're wrong they're still a lot more 'right' than you are and then you'll be a happy person because you have them right by you cause whatever you do, they will deliver that to you back but they do it much better and more efficient than how you do it, so if you wrong them, you better just go to your tombstone and just wait and if you do them right, your life will be a massively happy one. :) Learn from their kindness, compassion, care, etc as well since what this world needs now is more of those qualities especially if you're not a woman yourself. If they're younger, they'd be called girls. That's all. Cheers!
Friend: I don't know what to do! I don't know how to be a grown up even!
Me: Just watch those ladies (women) and learn instead of whining!
Me: Just watch those ladies (women) and learn instead of whining!
Women by Prince Zolox May 6, 2019
Women
So full of shit.
I'm listening to your story and I'm like "You straight up used that guy" and then you demonize him by saying "you can just sense the desperation" and it's like yo.... Give me a break. How it sounds to me is that you're blaming him for your inability to establish boundaries. You needed a roommate and you "wanted to stay friends" and then you used him until you didn't need to have half of your rent paid. And then you went on to meet real friends that you had reciprocal relationships with and this guy was sitting there like wtf she actually used me. And this is why women make terrible friends. You don't want to have to suck a dick you won't throw yourself at so you overcompensate by refusing to reciprocate in ANY capacity. And then live a lie so you can keep getting free shit. "Well, I told him to stop doing stuff for me (kind of. Even though I still kind of wanted him to do it)" So first you say "I don't want to fuck you let's just be friends" and then you say "We can be roommates but I probably won't see you a lot" then you say "I don't want you to be a part of my social life. I was lying about being friends. It was just a convenient way for me to get out of sleeping with you and prevent you from hating me so I could continue to get things out of you and now that I have new friends you are no longer necessary." You stopped being friends the second he tried to fuck you after you broke up. He didn't know. You did. Be he overreached. He's the "little buddie".
I'm listening to your story and I'm like "You straight up used that guy" and then you demonize him by saying "you can just sense the desperation" and it's like yo.... Give me a break. How it sounds to me is that you're blaming him for your inability to establish boundaries. You needed a roommate and you "wanted to stay friends" and then you used him until you didn't need to have half of your rent paid. And then you went on to meet real friends that you had reciprocal relationships with and this guy was sitting there like wtf she actually used me. And this is why women make terrible friends. You don't want to have to suck a dick you won't throw yourself at so you overcompensate by refusing to reciprocate in ANY capacity. And then live a lie so you can keep getting free shit. "Well, I told him to stop doing stuff for me (kind of. Even though I still kind of wanted him to do it)" So first you say "I don't want to fuck you let's just be friends" and then you say "We can be roommates but I probably won't see you a lot" then you say "I don't want you to be a part of my social life. I was lying about being friends. It was just a convenient way for me to get out of sleeping with you and prevent you from hating me so I could continue to get things out of you and now that I have new friends you are no longer necessary." You stopped being friends the second he tried to fuck you after you broke up. He didn't know. You did. Be he overreached. He's the "little buddie".
You have to be their little buddy while they fuck some they shouldn't be fucking. They know they shouldn't be fucking him because it makes them feel like a terrible person. And then they come to you and expect you to absolve the of their guilt like your some kind of priest. Then you get thrown in the trash. But it's YOUR FAULT. They aren't the ones being misleading. It's your behavior and the emotions the project on to you. They couldn't just not use you. That would only make too much sense and solve all of their problems with men they don't want to fuck. Here's the thing. Women won't ever have a male friend. All of the men you meet are just there to fuck you and you know that. But you keep them around anyway in case they are useful. You're never going to get this guy his dick sucked. You are not going to be there for him. Why? Because that isn't his role. He is there to be your little buddy. If he is getting fucked you can't keep him around. His girl won't want you hanging with him. And on a long enough timeline you know the dude you're fucking isn't going to want you around other dudes. So it isn't real. The friendship between a man and a woman is a parasitic one. She latches on, a male parasite swims up and breeds with her, she detaches from her host (you), and she goes off to lay eggs and die. It's a losing proposition. A women that won't fuck you won't ever respect you. You're a second class citizen in her life. Women.
Women
Women are an majestic and fascinating species, too complex for us to understand as men. However, we have seemed to gather that most can cook, so we have determined that they are undoubtedly quintessential to humanity's survival, as everyone knows that men cannot cook.
It should be worth noting that while majestic, the woman is also a frightening creature, one that mustn't be taken lightly. She would sooner whip around with a wooden spoon and leave a welt on your leg than listen to a snarky comment. This is especially true in the well-known human bond of "marriage". We have been studying our fellow man, those known as "husbands" to get more information on this phenomenon.
The typical Husband seems to be snarky towards their wife and sometimes dubbing her as inferior, but will most likely retract their statement if the woman were to become irritated. Some men are more resilient, which causes the woman to open one of the drawers in the kitchen. She does this slowly and menacingly, letting the rattling of the silverware drawer be the poor man's last warning. If he persists, the wooden spoon comes out. And god help that poor man. It is also worth nothing that the woman will use use this method in disciplining her children. Terrifying.
So, in summary, what we have determined is that while women are both majestic, beautiful and terrifying, we will never understand them no matter how hard we'll try.
Because the truth of the matter is:
Women are fucking confusing, dude.
It should be worth noting that while majestic, the woman is also a frightening creature, one that mustn't be taken lightly. She would sooner whip around with a wooden spoon and leave a welt on your leg than listen to a snarky comment. This is especially true in the well-known human bond of "marriage". We have been studying our fellow man, those known as "husbands" to get more information on this phenomenon.
The typical Husband seems to be snarky towards their wife and sometimes dubbing her as inferior, but will most likely retract their statement if the woman were to become irritated. Some men are more resilient, which causes the woman to open one of the drawers in the kitchen. She does this slowly and menacingly, letting the rattling of the silverware drawer be the poor man's last warning. If he persists, the wooden spoon comes out. And god help that poor man. It is also worth nothing that the woman will use use this method in disciplining her children. Terrifying.
So, in summary, what we have determined is that while women are both majestic, beautiful and terrifying, we will never understand them no matter how hard we'll try.
Because the truth of the matter is:
Women are fucking confusing, dude.
"Women- can't live with them. Can't live without them." -Desiderius Erasmus, Renaissance humanist, Catholic priest, social critic, teacher, and theologian.
Women by devin from heaven July 29, 2017