If you have socks on it’s not
gay, because you’re not committed to the act. But if no
socks are on then it is
gay because you are committed to it.
The homie was upset about not getting head last night so
John said fuck it I got socks on I’ll suck it! Did you guys hear about
Greg the other day? He took it up the ass by 6 dudes that shits
gay! Nah he had socks on so it’s okay because of the sock rule.