Jacob 

one of the best people you will ever meet. He will be your best friend but you might not be his because he has lots of friends due to his kindness. he is ginger which means he is a special species. He will always argue that gingers need to be a minority. He will remind you of your siblings. he is extremely smart and will probably end up at an ivy league. he will talk to you for hours and always responds. never trust him on a four-wheeler. definitely needs to be kept away from any sort of weapon. he doesn't like roller coasters. you can talk to him about anything and he will understand. one of the greatest friends you will ever have.

jacob are you on an FBI list for searching up how to make crystal meth?!!?!!!??!!!

Jacob by I_just_need_to_vent June 26, 2023

Jacob 

A Jacob is a friendly, irritatingly smart yet height-disadvantaged male who has more chemistry past paper print-outs than past experience with speaking to girls. He will always be willing to hang out, but will have to sadly reject due to his revision-packed schedule. Jacob likes nothing more on a Saturday morning than to devour a bowl of Weetabix and punt a couple of crochet balls. If you are ever looking for a Jacob around town, be sure to check the local Londis as he will often be found negotiating the price of Prime energy with the shopkeeper. It is always a good idea to keep a Jacob at hand, as he will often know the answer to most typically redundant physics questions and can be relied upon to make a prick of himself after a single egg cup of 0.1 percentage beer. One downside of a Jacob is that he will be irrevocably musically inept, and will neither be unable to sing the tune of a song nor clap along to the beat. Buyers are informed that Jacob will 9 times out of 10 come with an absolutely middle haircut.

In conversation:
"Hey, saw you head into ALDI just then, what you buy?"
"Oh, nothing, I just heard there was a Jacob wandering around in there, thought I might check it out."
"Whoa! I better go sneak a peek myself!!"

Receiving a message or snap from the local Jacob:
"What's this message I've ju... Oh It's from Jacob. Better ignore it then." (probably biology advice)

Jacob by joeep333 August 11, 2023

Jacob 

A cute mafia with specs

Wow look at tat egotistical Jacob.

Jacob by Hesto August 20, 2023

jacob 

he is amazingly kind and handsome and for one has a giant dick. he can be mean sometimes but its okay youll get used to it

girl 1: did you see how handsome that jacob guy is
girl 2: girl thats mine back tf off

jacob by ih3artnybff August 28, 2023

Jacob 

fucking autistic Irish male who loves to get women to suck his toes. Has anal sex with potatoes, and likes mellieha and kate

I fucking hate jacob

Jacob by whatthegays October 9, 2023

Jacob 

Jacob is a handsome asian boy that is very good at everything he does. Jacob is both intelligent and athletic giving you the best of both worlds.

"Is that Jacob" Girl 1
"Oh my god I love Jacob" Girl 2
"Jacob's intelligence and athleticism allures me towards him" Girl 1
"I can't resist Jacob's body"

Jacob by I love big men October 23, 2023

Jacob 

Jacob is the name of a guy who is perfect and better then everyone. women loooove him and he's buff and sexy and tall. all the guys are jealous of him and his pp length of 6 metres.

omg Jacob is so hot

Jacob by Better123 November 6, 2023