A short polish kid, probably 14 but looks 7, has a rich ass privileged home and lives with his mom and dog, prolly named after a god of smt stupid. He is good at football, but packs a devastating 4" tickler, probably has a stupid younger brother. Definitely got put into lower level Irish, but claims it's I'm his plan bc he'
s gonna do some foreign shit for leaving cert (he'
s not, he'
s just
cooked)