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A real ass dude that would fuck the shit outta u one second and ride or die for you the next. A real catch if you come across this guy don't let em slip away.
"Who is that nigga?" "That's Ethan"
Ethan by Realbigger February 23, 2021
Ethan I am pretty sure is not human. He looks like sid the sloth from ice age. he thinks hes funny but no one laughs at him and hes just a sad twat in the corner. he smells and has dirty finger nails
ethan: "look at me im shacking the toilet door because im really funny"
me: *kicks him in the leg*
ethan: *cries like a bitch on the bench*
Ethan by oggasboogas February 24, 2021
A crazy kid that makes everyone mad, but is hard not to hang out with. he acts gay and is a fanboy. he likes anime and watches Sketchy things, likes dark humor and is very annoying sometimes, IQ could probably be compared to a carrot, is nice sometimes and likes pizza
His name is Ethan.
Ethan by IVYT February 25, 2021
Ethan is a unique person. When you meet him, he’ll seem boring but as you get to know him, he’ll be flirty, funny, sweet, so smart, totally relatable, and understanding. He will be mean at times if he’s in a bad mood or he doesn’t want to show weakness or softness. If you tell him a secret and tell him not to tell anyone, he won’t. Ethan is hard to read but the more you talk with him, you can see he acts like he has a big ego but is really kind of insecure. Just being friends with Ethan is amazing too, if he doesn’t want to date, he still might like you, he just doesn’t want that kind of pressure, you can still have an amazing friendship with Ethan. He will hold back at times and not reveal things about him too much, he doesn’t want to date anyone until he’s completely sure. Don’t give up on an Ethan, let him know you’re ready and there for him.
“I’m friends with Ethan.” “You are? He’s so mean and boring.” “Trust me, if you know him the way I do, he’s absolutely amazing.”

“Ethan won’t like me back but it seems like he does and he’s just not telling me!” “Trust me, he does like you, anyone can see that. Just give him some time.”
Ethan by cwriterz February 28, 2021
The best and funniest man he also jumped a desk and moved it a foot
Ethan is the best
Ethan by Jayden Jenkins March 8, 2021
a person who has many talents like giving head in 2 different ways

being a fukn snack
someone:i love how ethan can do alot of different stuff
someone else:yeah what a great guy
Ethan by ethanschmethan March 16, 2021