jock

a group of douche bags that think its cool to piss off other people . generally kind to teachers and then assholes to everyone else but other like minded jocks. often wear american eagle shirts with popped collars see: douche loved by all teachers but despised by most of the student body

"typical jock behavior"
jock :look at the faggot with the long hair
metalhead :shut the fuck up poser
teacher : what did i just hear you say

jock : he said fuck miss teacher lololol (im so funny i just got that kid in trouble herpa derp)

jock by ormagoden December 9, 2009

Jock

A caddy. In golf, a person hired to carry a player's clubs, find the ball, etc. Outside of golf, a person who runs errands, does odd jobs, etc.

From the Bill Murray character (groundskeeper Carl Spackler) in the 1980 movie "Caddyshack", "So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking."

Since the intern was not busy, I paid him $20 to be my jock for the day. He picked up my dry cleaning, washed my car and filed all my reports.

Jock by DC Devo April 22, 2009

Jock

jocks are funny because they will mock a geek or anybody who doesn't participate in P.E., but then get their ass kicked first by the geek's verbal reaction which will usually insult their sexuality or imply their lack of a brain, and then secondly get their ass kicked by the hardcore metalist geeks.
a jock wears weird brand clothes even if they don't have anything to do with it... i skateboard and i don't wear element and adio clothes everywhere i go, jocks are poseurs that can't do anything worthwhile like going to LAN parties, and instead they play football and pat eachother on the ass whilst claiming they aren't homosexual.

i laugh my ass off when i footballers call me homosexual.... i'm not the one who plays a sport that includes physical contact with the same sex.

jock is also slang for underwear ^_^!

Jock by windowmaker October 8, 2005

jock

a ocasionally dumb ass male who has nothing better to do then play a sport football. often confused with the athlet. but wait not all jocks are bad.not all of them only go out with cheerleadersin fact i know a few who hate the cheerleaders and play the game just for the sake of playing it. also are closet poets or gamers.they've just been sterotyped.

srry i really can't do an ex...jock

jock by savye July 28, 2009

Jock

A male who has dedicated his life to sports but he really sucks at them and never gets anywhere.

1. He usually wears a baseball cap backwards just to look cool and they are rarely seen without the cap.

2. Drinks a lot of beer because the only way they can interact with people is when they are completely wasted.

3. Usually has not much to talk about except how drunk he got the night before and had penises drawn on his face. Also talks a lot about how many women he's slept with (one-night-stand of course).

4. Usually on steroids tryin to impress the ladies...or dudes.

5. Plays a lot of homosexual games such as grabbing other dudes' crotches but claiming that he is straight.

6. They usually have their ears pierced or have some sort of lame tattoo that they always brag about.

7. They start their day with alcohol and finish their night with alcohol and end up passing out at some random place.

8. They crave attention so much they would probabily suck a dick just to get people's attention.

9. They love giving other jocks high-fives for any lame thing that happens.

A jock talking to other jocks: "Dude I got so wasted last night and I fucked a chick and then passed out in the street. Ended up getting raped by a homeless dude!!"

other jocks:"sweet dude!" *high-fives*

Jock by inshadow4 June 5, 2009

jock

1. n a person (predominately male) involved in sports; an athlete

2. v to like; showing affection towards another

"Look at that white jock with the white cheerleader. How cute."

"Damn, hella guys were jocking her at the mall the other day!"

or, put both together to say:

"That jock, a member of the football team, was trying to jock this girl he had no chance whatsover with."

jock by Vee April 21, 2004

Jock

A Man.
A Real Man, Alpha Male, Lord over the weak, is always the Best at His Sports, always gets the last Word, and is ALWAYS Right!

Jock: "hey homo, time to gimmie my homework, better get an A, faggot!"
gay: "yes Sir, Thank You for the Honor, Sir!"
Jock: "That's a good faggot, meet me after school at the field house, I'm gonna give you a swirley and make you eat my disgusting football practice jockstrap."

Jock by jocksniffer June 18, 2022