Zoophile

A zoophile is someone who has a sexual attraction to animals. Zoophiles are mentally fucked in the head and need to be locked up in an insane asylum. If you are a zoophile, I strongly recommend the following:

- Jump of a cliff
- Hang yourself
- Get ran over by a truck

Teenager: Hey Mom, I think I'm a zoophile.

Mom: I wish I had gotten an abortion.

Zoophile by Queen Of Urban Dictionary May 26, 2022

zoophile

a mf named henry that is sexually attracted to animals

henry is a zoophile fr❤️

zoophile by soisjsjjs March 19, 2022

Zoophile

That one freind that smashes your dog's brains out when hes over.

Freind: Hey man is it ok if you dog is in the bathroom with me?
You: Sur dont do any weird stuff tho.
You: *mumble hope hes not a Zoophile*

Zoophile by Zoophile Hunter March 27, 2022

Zoophile

A person who does something so cool, that it should be put in a zoo so it can be rewatched by visitors

Holy shit bro, you just hit a cork 1080, you’re a zoophile

Zoophile by TlovesRocky’sD April 10, 2023

Zoophile

Non-human creatures who roam this planet, corrupting the virgin soil in which it limps along. The Zoophile lives a life of constant fear. Because it knows that if it were to hold an event to celebrate it's kind, there would be bullets and bombs.

Report @hereforthezoo on Twitter (I'm never calling it X) and tell him to get his toast out with 2 metal forks while you're at it. Fucking degenerate dog rapist zoophile.

Zoophile by extraordinarily stupid September 7, 2023

Zoophile

An insufferable fucking disgrace to our society that is attracted to any kind of animal and would be absolutely willing to commit sexual harassment in the animal kingdom.

Person 1: Hey guys, look! It's a Zoophile!
Person 2: What a loser!
Person 3: I bet their family and friends abandoned them!

Zoophile by ThePoggersMan October 21, 2023

zoophile

That one person (Adam Dall) that smashes your dog's brains out when hes over.

Adam Dall: Hey man is it ok if your dog is in the bathroom with me?
You: Sure dont do any weird stuff though.
You: *mumble hope hes not a Zoophile*

zoophile by An Smarrt pearsun December 30, 2023