A Cassie is usually a hipster bitch who strives to be a
Goth but can't be arsed with all that hair and makeup grief. She spells her name in a "cool” way such as using numbers instead of letters. For example C45513 or C4ss1e.
A cassie is usually found hanging around gay bars smoking
long thin cigars and wearing military
boots. Always surprised when her boyfriends come out as gay! Believes in ghosts but probably confuses that belief with her obsessive habit of talking to herself. Often has hissy fits. Avoid during full
moon.