THE COCK... OH MY GOD THE COCK. On the way down to this devilishly delicious Duke of Dicks, you
may catch passing glimpses of his intellect, kind heart, and curious mind... But let's be
real, you're just too hung up (literally) on those ruggish good looks, you forget the world
outside of his tremendous phallus.
Squealing girl: "I bagged a Josh!!! Til death do us fuck!"
Dude 1: "Wait you sucked him off?? I thought you were
straight?"
Dude 2: "I
don'
t know bro, I just lost control. The dude was a total Josh."