Uncle 

A word that means imminant danger and despare.

UNCLE NO PLEASE DONT RAPE ME!

Uncle by Hdhdjdssampgishrur June 9, 2023

Uncle 

Uncles are the husbands of your aunts. And uncles can either be the living relative of your mother or your father (Mostly likely both). You are the nephew (male relative) or niece (female relative) of your uncle(s). Uncles are like the more distant, complex, cheeky, and over-complicated father-type relatives of your family. Uncles tend to be one of the few respected figures within your family and they are most likely to treat you like their friend- the older you get. Uncles tend to be overweight, balding, older, loud, funny, and obsessed with things like politics, sports TV, current news, ranting over politics, food, and beer. You most likely notice that your uncle is more religious.

You: I have an uncle.

Uncle by MsJacques August 14, 2023

Uncle 

The brother of your Father.

"Hey look, its your uncle."

Uncle by YourDrunkkUnclee September 21, 2023

Uncle 

Just like an extra cheeky father, but weaker and in the distance.
You don’t mind it when they stay, but you’re not too sad when they leave.

“Uncle Terry died! (He went on fire!)”

Uncle by Dinosnores24 November 25, 2023

Uncle 

Just like an extra cheeky father, but weaker and in the distance.

“Uncle Terry died! (He went on fire!)”

Uncle by BiggerChap November 25, 2023

uncle 

Parent's brother.

Uncle.

uncle by Simaduria July 26, 2024

Uncle 

A pimp for the Van Der Linde gang. Suffers from terminal LUMBAGO.

He is Uncle to no one.

Quotes:
"It's the lumbago, if I overdo it I'll get a relapse"
"Oh you don't Build a Barn DUMBASS! What do you think this is 1785?"
"In my youth I was known as the One Shot Kid!"

Uncle by Tcheez09 July 29, 2024