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McDonalds 

Yet another corporation that uber-liberals love to hate. They're all so fashionable when it comes to hating the right corporate entities.
Still, when I was a kid I loved going to McDonalds.
I still learned how to eat right, and still eat at McDonalds sometimes. It's basically good food, just not meant for every day.
I wonder how many people who have submitted caustically liberal definitions are driving around in gas fueled cars whose bumpers are plastered with "green" bumperstickers.
Get over it hippy and eat a McDonalds Big Mac
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McDonalds 

A fuckin' good cheap restaurant. I eat there all the time. McChicken <3. And no I'm not fat. I weigh 130 and am 6'2". I just wish they had more spicy food. Nothing wrong with their food, as most bitches will complain.
Poor guy: Yo I'm hungry let's hit up chipotle. Damn that sounds good, too bad I only got 2 bucks.
Rich guy: Damn, that sucks. I guess let's hit up McDonalds for some mc chickens.
Poor guy: Hells yeah, that's almost as good as chipotle.
McDonalds by David Barnes January 8, 2006

mcdonalds 

A perfect example of how people can be influenced to by such utter shit that some people call food, using marketing scams and celeberties to make it look like the Cats Meow. It is basically a "Restaurant" that serves processed and pre-fabricated food that usually is made with gallons of greese. In order to get even MORE people to buy their shit, (because 5 billion costomers, or victims is not enough) they often put huge golden arch statue-like things right next to freeways and highways so that when families are driving along, the little kids that dont know any better look at the sighns and say "Momy! Dady! I wana eat at Mcdonalds!" and if the little kids dont get their way, they start crying. So the parents are forced to by at this hell hole. The only thing I give them props for, are how they manipulate and decive people with their marketing programs. If Mcdonalds was a person, id kill it.
Factory President: I have so many gallons of toxic waist I need to get rid of!
Mcdonalds CEO: You can be our supplyer, we'll take that off your hands!

or...

Guy walks around in a misty jungle slashing away at the leaves, and upon cutting one, he finds a Mcdonalds!
mcdonalds by Fuck Mcdonalds December 11, 2008

McDonalds 

The homes of fat fuckers who eat everyday then sue.
Mcdonalds is the worst.they are worst then burger king. A big mac has 26 grams of fat.A quater pounder has 28 grams of fat. ROCK AND ROLL MCDONALDS, ROCK AND ROLL MCDONALDS.
McDonalds by fuck September 14, 2003

McDonalds 

McDonalds by Joe July 28, 2003

McDonalds 

Absolutely disgusting and fattening cuisine served by incompetent assholes and FILLED with additives and fillers to make it taste great.

"Lay off the McDonalds and do some jumping jacks you morbidly obese consumer asshole!"
McDonalds by undertakerfreak1127 December 14, 2008

McDonalds 

A place you eat at when you want to feel like shit and save some money.
Before: Hey i'm feeling pretty good, lets go to McDonalds!
After: Ahh i fucking hate myself
McDonalds by Chippermonkey January 8, 2009