Internet 

A collection of terabytes of data ranging from MIME to .exe's

I died b4 I finished downloading the internet. haha

Internet by Jie Chou September 22, 2003

internet 

a place to store porn

today there is no need to hide shit shoved into your matress cause its in the internet

internet by hibachi April 17, 2007

internet 

a place where large amounts of porn can be found.

an example is not necessary

internet by John Smith February 26, 2004

Internet 

A reward for being awesome or for a display of total pwnage.

UGer 1: You, sir, win. +1 internets to you.

UGer 2: I'm going to sig that. :haha

Internet by Common UGer February 24, 2009

internet 

1)Something I invented.
2)A hair net worn by two old women who can't afford a single hair net. They have fallen through the cracks in the Bush Medicaid drug program, and cannot even afford drugs in Canada.
3)A net used to capture rogue interns.

1)Did I mention I also won an Oscar and the Nobel prize, not to mention the presidential election of 2000?
2)Mabel and Shirley took turns holding the cane, but the internet was something they both had to deal with.
3)Somebody should have used the internet on Monica Lewinsky. They only used the presidnet in a nuclear emergency.

internet by Gore, inventor of the internet and the word fedorable February 23, 2008

internet 

A vast source of mp3, warez, crackz, DivX and other leet stuff. D00ds are also known to cum here for a netsex quickie (mostly with other d00ds sporting nicks such as H0tCunT). I´ve heard chix actually do chat down here sometimes (mostly with other chix).
Above all, its the largest depot of pr0n known to mankind.

The Internet is down for maintenance.
AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGHHHHHH!

internet by Hugh G Rection September 17, 2003

internet 

Originally an information sharing virtual community. However, now it is simply a haven for people who think they are entitled to spreading their stupidity, and also people who abuse the anonymous nature of the internet to act like a prat. The worst thing to ever happen to humanity.

Unfortunatley I am not lame enough to invent an example of the rampart stupidity available on the internet, just trust me on this one.

internet by Rowdycc September 20, 2005