One who believes they are in a position of relative importance, but in all actuality nobody gives a shit about what they do. Taking all day to accomplish the simplest of tasks on a special Olympic
level, a chode makes simple conversations and quick stories last for what seems
like hours. Simple logistics are made complicated by setting aside all rational thinking. A chode will spend hours chatting up the opposite sex to make one’s self appear to be respected and appreciated. A vast array of prescription medications is
taken by a chode multiple times a day
sometimes in manners straying from the prescribed method resulting in a foggy sense of awareness.