1. The kind of person the mainstream media has told you to stay away from.
2. A person that
will ruin your life by infecting you with their personal problems.
3. Someone who
will make you less perfect by means of secret magical rituals. They
will make you: a. Lose your spouse, b. Lose your
job, c. Lose your reputation, d. Lose your credit rating, e. Lose your house, f. Lose your self-control, g. Lose all of your other
friends, h. Get you in trouble with the law, i. Get you arrested, j. Persuade you to do things you would never do, k. Lose your mind, l. Get you locked up, m. Make you feel like Mommy and Daddy
don't love you any more. n. Destroy everything you ever worked for.
4. A person who has problems and is not perfect.
5. A person who didn't take their Adderall.
6. The guy in the Hitchcock movie who killed that woman in the shower.
7. Dexter and the American Psycho.
8. Psychopaths, narcissists, sociopaths, Hector Lecter in The Silence of the Lambs.
9. A worthless sad
sack who lost their
job since COVID-19.
10. All of the above, and add in anyone you
don't like. They're all the same.
If you meet a psycho on the road,
don't just
kill him. He may come back to life as a skinwalker and haunt you forever. You have to spirit-kill psychos. A good way to do this is to always call the
police on anyone you suspect of being a psycho. Any local news on any channel can tell you just who these people are, why you should be afraid of them, and what products you should buy to ward off their evil magical powers. Buy, buy, buy.